Straight way to abyss: GROSS code patterns

How many of you have been significantly impeded by bad code? ... So why did you write it ? (Robert C. Martin)

The most common anti-patterns found in (my :)) code:

  • Grunt - Author was in a hurry. Just coding without thinking.
  • bendeR - Using shared code in a way that was newer meant to be used
  • duplicatOr - copy & paste
  • adjuSter - The attempt to adjust a bent code. But just only the attempt.
  • aSsho... - An author did not think with a brain, but with other body parts.